The art of Dibsing is a truly ancient art. Like cave paintings and loincloths, the art of claiming an aesthetically pleasing individual for oneself has been around since the dawn of time.

It has also played a crucial part in the world's history. It has started wars (George Washington and King George IV had clashed over a particularly fine specimen), brought peace (the fall of the Berlin wall was the result of a Dibs-enthusiast and a country with a population who just love a good compliment), and contributed to the invention of the Restraining Order.

"What is Dibs Hunting?" you ask. To put it quite simply, to go Dibs Hunting is to hunt for those fine specimens, those hotties, those sexy beasts that walk the streets, and claim them as your own!

Now go into the world, young children, and keep Dibsing in the history books.